While choosing his books for bedtime, Z said something that made me laugh. For bedtime he is entitled to 3 short books (ie, Sandra Boynton books) or 2 long ones (picture books for 3 and up).
The first choice was For the Love of Soccer by Pele. He was having some trouble choosing his second one so I redirected him to the pile of librtary books. He spotted Diary of a Worm, and said, “Diarrhea?”. I had to correct him. As he was lying in bed getting ready to shut down, he was still saying, “Diarrhean diarrhea”.